So a guy walks into a talent agency. He says to the agent, "do you think you can use me for anything?" The agent says," sure kid, lets see what you got."
The guy proceeds to tap dance, do a soft shoe, runs some comedy and really impress the agent.
Agent goes, "you're great, you're wonderful, i can make you a star.
Whats your name?"
Guy says," penis van lesbian."
The agent say you have to change your name, i cant do anything for you with that name.
The guy says no, I wont change my name.
He leaves and goes to every other agent in hollywoold and they all says the same thing. Got to change that name and i can make you a star.
Finally the guy, beaten and desperate for work goes back to the original talen agent.
Guy says , "hey do you remember me? Do you still think I can be a star?"
Agent says sure kid, sure...but dod you change that damn name yet?
The guy says YEA.
Agent says ok whats your new name?
Guy says Dick Van Dyke :)
2006-11-02 16:55:21 · 15 answers · asked by Thumper 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a good one, very creative
2006-11-02 17:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by KryBaby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar, ordered 3 glasses of strong whisky, each glass one third full. He drank the first glass, loitered for a while, then drank the second & ten minutes later the third, after which he left quietly. Since that day, he would turn up every evening going through the same drinking ritual. One evening, the bartender said to him, “You know, I could serve you with just a full glass of whisky rather than 3”. The man said, “ Oh! The other two glasses are my brothers’. They have migrated & I’m drinking on their behalf”. Then one evening ,the man ordered only 2 glasses. The bartender asked sympathily, “One of your brothers passed on?” “Oh no!” came the reply, “It’s just that I have given up drinking.”
2006-11-03 04:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cute.
2006-11-03 01:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Thumper, I am sorry but i didn't think the joke was that funny.
Clowmy
2006-11-03 01:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahah nice job!!you make me laughing ^^
2006-11-03 01:03:45 · answer #5 · answered by yeanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE your avatar!
OES?
2006-11-03 01:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by Do You See What Happens Larry? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahahh. man o man.
2006-11-03 00:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-03 01:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't laugh, but I still love it!
2006-11-03 00:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats cute......from Ivanna humpalot...
2006-11-03 00:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by that b puss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋