Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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2006-11-02 16:54:32 · 13 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well that's put me in a good mood for the day, thnx !!!!!
2006-11-02 17:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar, ordered 3 glasses of strong whisky, each glass one third full. He drank the first glass, loitered for a while, then drank the second & ten minutes later the third, after which he left quietly. Since that day, he would turn up every evening going through the same drinking ritual. One evening, the bartender said to him, “You know, I could serve you with just a full glass of whisky rather than 3”. The man said, “ Oh! The other two glasses are my brothers’. They have migrated & I’m drinking on their behalf”. Then one evening ,the man ordered only 2 glasses. The bartender asked sympathily, “One of your brothers passed on?” “Oh no!” came the reply, “It’s just that I have given up drinking.”
2006-11-02 20:53:18 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Jazi, That was great. I am still laughing,I can picture the 3 guys' and what was done. It's a very funny joke. Thank You.
Clowmy
2006-11-02 17:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH MY guy YOU ROCK...... i like each and each LIKE my own mom.... snowboarding IS SOO candy and you will fancy IT FOR a prolonged TIME THAN parachuting. SKYDIVING IS each and all of the beauty in an extraordinarily huge BURST. HAVING executed each and each, it is MEGA arduous to make a determination that....'' i think of parachuting in spite of the indisputable fact that athletics an in intensity SECONG...VERY close 2d...!! HAHAHA :) a million) KELSEY KAZ 2) MARK KRUPSKI 3)ED KRUPSKI
2016-10-21 04:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sssssssssoooooooooooo Hilarious!!!
2006-11-02 17:43:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one up to now, tickled me. Keep them coming, you're doing a grand entertaining job.
2006-11-02 17:04:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha he was skiing using them lmao thats funny
2006-11-02 16:58:38 · answer #7 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one.
2006-11-02 17:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by mysterious_purple_haze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha thats really good!
2006-11-02 22:08:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant - got to hand it to you (sorry)
2006-11-02 20:29:50 · answer #10 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋