Entertainment & Music - 31 October 2006

2006-10-31 04:25:35 · 18 answers · asked by twinkle_willie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-31 04:25:18 · 18 answers · asked by SinCity 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-31 04:25:18 · 39 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering how many are set up for trick or treating tonight. Where I am there is so much going on you don't know where to go because you think the other place is better how about you..

2006-10-31 04:24:50 · 7 answers · asked by lytesdelite 5 in Other - Entertainment

I think the best for me was going to the black clouds and underdogs concert in may. All the bands did an amazing job.

2006-10-31 04:24:29 · 22 answers · asked by Nic 2 in Music

Congratulations! You have purchased an Anthrax 2000 Multimedia Personal Computer with Digital Doo-Dah Enhancer. It will give many years of faithful service, if you ever get it up and running. Also included with your PC is a special bonus pack of free pre-installed software:- 'Lawn Mowing Planner', 'Blank Screen Saver', 'East Africa Route Finder' and 'X15 Submarine Mechanic' valued at over a fiver, which will provide hours of pointless diversion whilst using up most of your computers spare memory. You are now ready to begin the installation so turn the page and lets get started!



Getting Ready: Congratulations, you have successfully turned the page which means you have a high enough IQ to realize things don't look too good. If your delicate PC has arrived in a damaged box, possibly from miss-handling or being dropped, it will be doubtful that the box will be of any use and can be thrown away.

Important meaningless note: The Anthrax 2000 is configured to use the 80386, Z80 and ARMITAGE SHANKS processors running at 2,472 hertz on variable speed spin cycle. Check your electrical installation and insurance policies before proceeding. Do not tumble dry. To prevent internal heat build up, select a cool, dry environment for your computer. The bottom shelf of a refrigerator is ideal. Unpack the box and examine its contents. (WARNING: Do not open the box if contents are missing or faulty as this will invalidate your warranty. Return all missing contents in their original packaging with a note explaining where they have gone and a replacement will be sent within twelve working months.) Also, only open the box if you intend to use your PC as this will bind you to the terms and conditions set out in the manual, which will be sent to you when it has been written. The contents of the box (if you have the deluxe model) should include some of the following: Monitor with mysterious De Gauss button; keyboard with 2½ inches of flex; computer unit; miscellaneous wires and cables not necessarily designed for this model; 2,000 page 'Owners Manual' of which 1,987 pages are in 26 different languages; 'Short Guide to the Owners Manual'; 'Quick Start Guide' to the 'Short Guide to the Owners Manual'; 'Laminated Super-Kwik Set-Up Guide for People Who Are Exceptionally Impatient or Stupid'; 1,167 pages of warranties, vouchers, notices in Spanish and other loose pieces of paper; 292 cubic feet of cardboard and Styrofoam packing material.

All our PC's are subjected to a rigorous 24 hour 'Burn In - Burn Out' test. Please wipe off any soot from the case before using.

Something They Didn't Tell You When You Ordered: Because of the additional power hungry needs of the Computer like switching it on, you will need to acquire an Anthrax 2000 auxiliary hardware upgrade pack, a 900 volt memory capacitor for the auxiliary hardware pack, a 50 megahertz oscillator for the memory capacitor, 64 Gigabytes of additional memory for the oscillator and a small electrical substation.

Setting Up: You are now ready to set up your PC. If you have not yet acquired a degree in Electrical engineering, now is the time to do so. Connect the monitor cable (A) to the portside outlet unit (D); attach power offload unit sub-orbiter (Xii) to the co-axial AC/DC servo channel (G); plug the three-pin mouse cable into the keyboard housing unit (make an extra hole if necessary); connect modem (B2) to offside parallel audio/video lineout jack. Alternatively, plug the cables into the most likely looking holes, switch on and see what happens. Additional meaningless note: The wires in the ampule modulator unit are marked as follows: blue = neutral or live; yellow = live or blue; blue and live = neutral and green; black = instant death. Plug in, switch on, and retire to a safe distance. If after plugging in and switching on your PC nothing happens, the items sent to you may have been
mislabelled. Please try plugging in the box. Should your computer appear to be working, please contact us immediately as we may need to employ you.

Now its time to install your Microsofarsogood software. Insert Disc A (marked 'Disc D' or 'Disc G') into Drive Slot B and type 'Setup' and press Return. If your keyboard does not have a return key, simply press the small spring lever where the Return button should be and wait. After installation, you will be asked to enter your License Verification Number. Your License Verification Number can be found by entering your Certified User Number, which can be found by entering your License Verification Number. If you are unable to find your License Verification or Certified User numbers, call the Software Support Line for assistance. (Please have your License Verification and Certified User numbers handy as the support staff cannot otherwise assist you.)

If you have not already lost faith, please insert Installation Diskette 1 in Drive Slot 2 (or vice versa) and follow the instructions on your screen. (Note: owing to software modifications, some instructions will appear in Romanian) At each prompt, select an option most suitable for the installation. As a rule of thumb and general to most installations, the Exit option is always a good bet. If the installation fails with an error message '## Not enough disk space ##' then you should have bought a bigger disk. If the installation is successful, insert Diskette 2, marked 'Diskette 1', and repeat the previous steps with each of the 187 other disks. Should you be unfortunate enough to receive an error message that says: Invalid file path. Abort or Continue? Be warned , Selecting 'Continue' may result in irreversible drive damage and loss of memory. On the other hand, selecting 'Abort' may result in irreversible drive damage and loss of memory. Please select the most appropriate option. When installation is complete, make sure your computer is plugged into the phone socket, type in your Name, Address and Credit Card details and press 'SEND'. This will automatically register you for our free software prize, 'Blank Screensaver IV: Night Time in Deep Space', and allow us to pass your name to lots and lots of computer magazines, online services and other commercial enterprises, who will be getting I touch shortly. If you should see numerous miscellaneous debits on your credit card, this is perfectly normal as it verifies that your modem is working correctly. Please be sure to fill in you warranty registration form and send it to us immediately. Failure to do this will result in us not receiving it.





You are now ready to use your computer. Here are some simple exercises to get you off to a flying start:

Writing a letter: Type 'Dear' and follow it with the name of someone you know. Write a few lines about yourself, and then write 'Sincerely yours' followed by your own name. Print it off on your new printer that you are about to order from us and Voila!

Saving a file: To save your letter, select File Menu. Choose 'Save As', Choose 'Recycle Bin' as the location and press 'OK'. Alternatively, write it in long-hand on a sheet of paper and place it in a drawer.

Advice on using the Spreadsheet Facility: Don't!

Troubleshooting Section: You will have many, many problems through the life of your computer. These are quite normal and commonplace so don't send anything back to us.

Here are a few problems you may encounter and their solutions: Problem: My computer won't turn on Solution/Advice: This is perfectly normal

Problem: My keyboard doesn't seem to have any keys.
Solution/Advice: Turn the keyboard the right way up.

Problem: My foot pedal wont work
Solution/Advice: Try using it on the mouse mat instead

Problem: My CD Rom won't work.
Solution/Advice: This is not a CD-ROM, it's a coffee holder.

Problem: I have made a mistake in the word processor. How do I change it?
Solution/Advice: Tipp-Ex over the mistake and type it in correctly.

Problem: I keep getting a message saying 'General Protection Fault'
Solution/Advice: This is probably because you are trying to use the computer. Switch the computer to OFF mode and any messages will disappear.

Problem: What exactly will my warranty cover?
Solution/Advice: Its big enough to cover your mouse mat

Problem: My PC is a useless piece of junk
Solution/Advice: You need to upgrade to the Anthrax 3000 turbo model with exclusive limited ability, or trade your PC in for our pen and paper set. **

** Due to problems with some of our pens, the pen and paper set has been discontinued.

2006-10-31 04:23:52 · 11 answers · asked by Nose Lobes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-31 04:23:51 · 10 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

DONT WE HAVE A RYTE TO ASK A QUESTION TOOOO

2006-10-31 04:23:25 · 13 answers · asked by SinCity 3 in Polls & Surveys

In what season did lois find out that superman was clark kent (dean cain)?

2006-10-31 04:23:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-31 04:22:44 · 22 answers · asked by twinkle_willie 1 in Polls & Surveys

They make movies here in Winnipeg from time to time. The only celebrity I've seen was Connie Seleca. I was going through the checkout at Shopper's Drug Mart one day last winter. And when I turned around I saw Miss Seleca walking out into the mall. Too bad I didn't get a chance to talk to her. I would have asked her how she liked our weather? It was -42C wind chill factor. BRRRRR!

2006-10-31 04:21:12 · 17 answers · asked by Joshua 6 in Celebrities

2006-10-31 04:20:41 · 37 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Y'know like "Take the 105 west to the 405 north to the 10 west, etc"

2006-10-31 04:20:22 · 21 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-10-31 04:19:40 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They took my 10 lb Pumkin and took the candle too why?

2006-10-31 04:19:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

but it has no teeth answer?
you don't get best answer unless you get the correct # of trees

2006-10-31 04:19:19 · 8 answers · asked by dms_91 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you NOT to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightening about shrinking so that other people won't feel unsure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. As we let our own Light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.

2006-10-31 04:18:02 · 3 answers · asked by Lexi's mommy had twins! 6 in Movies

2006-10-31 04:17:51 · 4 answers · asked by ChaliQ 4 in Television

keeping your friends close, but your enemies closer, is it possible that you might end up sleeping with the enemy?

2006-10-31 04:16:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I already know the well known acts of course, like
Dream Theater
Symphony X
Circus Maximus
Vanden Plas
Alarum
Spheric Universe Experience
Opeth
Spastic Ink
Watchtower
Ayreon
Stride
Pagan's Mind
Disillusion
Cynic
Atheist
Liquid Tension Experiment
Andromeda
Beyond Twilight
Nevermore
Evergrey
Lanfear
Power Of Omens
Queensryche
Star One
Gordian Knot
Sieges Even
Adagio
Biomechanical
Communic

so no need to address me bout those bands.
Also, i think i've forgotten a few.

2006-10-31 04:16:31 · 7 answers · asked by Dark Revelation 2 in Music

IT WAS A BLACK kung foo flick AND THE GUY HE FOUGHT WAS CALLED SHO NUFF.

2006-10-31 04:15:15 · 7 answers · asked by bciara666 1 in Movies

2006-10-31 04:14:49 · 12 answers · asked by doris75fp 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-31 04:14:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You know that episode of Friends were they pick that person that you see them and get a chance with them the significant other cannot hold it agaist you, he is my person!!

2006-10-31 04:14:20 · 4 answers · asked by Jody 6 in Celebrities

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they both wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend any time that they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't want to do this and increased his calls, letters, and e-mails trying to win back her love. After a while she became annoyed, and because she now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So, what she did is this: She took a polaroid picture of her, sucking her new boyfriend's penis, while almost naked and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well, needless to say this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.

He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time in college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.

2006-10-31 04:13:29 · 14 answers · asked by G 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I know about some websites(2) but i can't find how to use them......lyric websites that is....thank you answers very much.

2006-10-31 04:13:26 · 6 answers · asked by celine m 1 in Music

its coming out November 7th (i believe)

2006-10-31 04:12:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!

2006-10-31 04:11:35 · 37 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

Anytime minutes
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Standard Airtime Rates
Night/WK Rates
Mobile to Mobile
Roaming

2006-10-31 04:11:27 · 4 answers · asked by izms 1 in Polls & Surveys

3 men were standing in line to get 2 heaven 1 day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, so St. Peter had to tell the 1st 1, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day. U c, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment block, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldnt hang on 4 very long, suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."

2006-10-31 04:10:27 · 35 answers · asked by Gunner 4 life 2 in Jokes & Riddles