What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
2006-10-31 04:11:35 · 37 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ROTFLMAO---you deserve 50 points for the question...agree, we tend to appease gently--at least we try---
2006-10-31 04:22:31 · answer #1 · answered by phyllis_neel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree
2006-10-31 04:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by jojo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is totally smart and it made me smile. Upon more effective contemplation, i stumbled on it to be a sad stereotype about what's going to change into of marriages after the honeymoon. i do not agree that it takes position to all marriages, in spite of the indisputable fact that it would want to have befell adequate for such an photo of married existence to prevail.
2016-12-05 09:52:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree 26%
Disagree 74%
2006-10-31 06:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree!
2006-10-31 04:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by Meg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree.
2006-10-31 04:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree!
2006-10-31 04:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am making a copy of this.
It is incredibly funny and mostly true.
It is funny how we hide the true meaning in things.
We just don't want to bi_ch all the time. We expect men to understand what we are trying to say!
It is silly, but we are complicated.
Now that you guys know, we expect you to do much better in fulfilling our expectations and understanding us!
LOL
mandy
2006-10-31 04:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by cking_pOise... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if all of these apply but I do agree that women usually don't say what they mean. You see from their point of view if they even have to hint we are already wrong.
2006-10-31 04:16:26 · answer #9 · answered by deniver2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, I totally agree! LMAO! We are just trying to "soften" things a bit!
Happy Halloween!
2006-10-31 04:13:54 · answer #10 · answered by Encyclopedia Allie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋