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> > > >An Irish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
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> > > >blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
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> > > >cold."
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> > > >The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will
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> > > >warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
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> > > >The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, My
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> > > >hands are freezing cold."
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> > > >The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will
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> > > >warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.
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> > > >The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
> > > >daughter.
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> > > >He said, "My ears are cold."
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> > > >The girl replied "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will
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> > > >warm them up." He did and warmed his ears.
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> > > >The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he
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> > > >said, "My penis is frozen solid."
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> > > >The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
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> > > >mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
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> > > >Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
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> > > >The daughter replies, They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
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> > > >don't they?
2006-10-31
22:38:53
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