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> > > >An Irish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
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> > > >blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
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> > > >cold."
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> > > >The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will
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> > > >warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
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> > > >The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, My
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> > > >hands are freezing cold."
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> > > >The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will
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> > > >warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.
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> > > >The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
> > > >daughter.
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> > > >He said, "My ears are cold."
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> > > >The girl replied "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will
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> > > >warm them up." He did and warmed his ears.
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> > > >The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he
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> > > >said, "My penis is frozen solid."
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> > > >The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
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> > > >mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
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> > > >Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
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> > > >The daughter replies, They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
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> > > >don't they?
2006-10-31 22:38:53 · 16 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it
2006-10-31 22:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by ewatchgb 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well that's certainly different! Yes, she had to be one of those blonde Irish gals too!
2006-10-31 22:59:52 · answer #2 · answered by jazi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must have been a blonde lass. Great joke.
2006-10-31 22:42:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao that was hilarious the innocence of the irish hey lol
2006-10-31 23:09:02 · answer #4 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I aint heard that one b4 lmao
2006-10-31 22:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke, ha ha ha, now my hands r also freezing. :p
2006-10-31 23:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent! the best i've read for the morning so far!
2006-11-01 00:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think this is one of the best on here today.
2006-11-01 00:37:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 00:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...any lady wanna warm my hands?? â
2006-10-31 22:47:15 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!!! i think that lass is a very stupid one!!!!!!!!!!!:))
that should teach lesson to all girls out there!!!!
2006-10-31 23:46:57 · answer #11 · answered by heny0 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋