Artery...................................The study of paintings.
>Bacteria...............................Back door to a cafeteria.
>Barium.................................What doctors do when patients die.
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>Benign.................................What you be after you be eight.
>Caesarean Section............A neighbourhood in Rome .
>Catscan...............................Searching for Kitty.
>Cauterize.............................Made eye contact with her.
>Colic.....................................A sheep dog.
>Coma...................................A punctuation mark.
>Dilate....................................To live long.
>Enema..................................Not a friend.
>Fester...................................Quicker than someone else.
>Fibula....................................A small lie.
>Impotent................................Distinguished, well known.
>Labour pain..........................Getting hurt at work.
>Medical staff.........................A Doctor's cane.
>Morbid...................................A higher offer.
>Nitrates..................................Cheaper than day rates.
>Node......................................I knew it.
>Outpatient..............................A person who has fainted.
>Pelvis.....................................Second cousin to Elvis.
>Post operative......................A letter carrier.
>Recovery room.....................Place to do upholstery.
>Rectum..................................Nearly killed him.
>Secretion...............................Hiding something.
>Seizure...................................Roman emperor.
>Tablet.....................................A small table.
>Terminal illness.....................Getting sick at the airport.
>Tumour...................................One plus one more.
>Urine.......................................Opposite of you're out.
>2x Condoms..........................To be sure, To be sure.
2006-10-31 22:34:31 · 18 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. These are goodies. LOL. I've read them before, but about a different ethnicity.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a good evening!
2006-11-01 10:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your so funny mrs but you do realize i cant take and use these im enlish but living in ireland hey over here a paddy joke starts there was a paddy engish man a paddy irish man and a paddy scots man that has me doubled before the jokes even begun
2006-10-31 22:41:22 · answer #2 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds more like the redneck dictionary and I should know I am from the redneck capital of the world
2006-10-31 22:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by mountaincutie1178 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has nothing to do with Irish or Ireland.
2006-10-31 23:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
creative
backward - the ward in the back
2006-10-31 22:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by goodwin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-31 22:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the last one.
ha ha
2006-10-31 22:39:08 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2006-10-31 22:45:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 00:54:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he good ones
2006-10-31 23:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋