a teacher tried to teach her class that humans are the only ones living that stutter. a little girl raises her hand and says "that's not true!! my cat stutters!" the teacher knew how child stories can be amuzing, so she asked the girl to explain. she said, "well, i was out back with my new kitten and the dog next door saw us.... he backed up and came leaping over the fence!" the teacher says, "oh, that must have been scary" the girls say, "oh, it was! all my cat could do was stick up her back and started saying fff... fff.. and before she could say FU** the dog ate her!!"
2006-10-30
10:03:15
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