Because I dont get ANY dumb blond jokes WHAT-SO-EVERR!! It drives me nuts.
P.S. I AM blond.
2006-10-30 10:12:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Babe, U R Fine, noquestionsasked
here is my all-time fav. Blond Joke, I hope you like it, and get it....
"There was this blond girl once, and she was walking along a river bank, when she saw another girl, a blond girl, across the river, on the other bank.
and she hollered out, ' Hello, can you tell me how to get to the other side??'
The second girl, looked upstream, and then downstream, and then replied:
'You Are On The Other Side'"
love ya, girl....
Ron
2006-10-30 10:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The point of all dumb blond jokes is that blondes are stupid. This is a stereotype, because there are many blondes out there who are smart, gorgeous, and successful. You aren't completely stupid, but act like you get all the jokes because somebody might use you to prove the point that blondes are sooooo stupid, they don't even get dumb blonde jokes. Which is totally not true.
2006-10-30 18:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by *SaTaN*KiTtY* 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
don't feel bad, you just have to think about them. there are tons of blondes out there that are smart. people just like making fun of them because they THINK they are stupid. your not. it's just harder for some people to analyze situations. here's a dumb blonde joke that i've explained: "how do you kill a dumb blonde" you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. get it? the dumb blonde goes to the bottom of the pool, scratches the sticker, and "smells" it. when she breathes in, a ton of water gets in her lungs, and she dies because she can't breathe.
good luck! and don't lose hope!
2006-10-30 18:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not stupid. Just blonde.
2006-10-30 18:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by drammy22 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
r u sure u have heard ALL the dumb blonde jokes? maybe you haven't heard them all and u just don't get the ones you've heard
2006-10-30 18:19:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
none? like she was fired from the m&m factory for throwing out the w's? or a blonde that dyes her hair is artificial intelligence? I'm sure you must not have heard them all....
2006-10-30 18:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by innocentkitty214 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe just a little and you blonde (yes its spelt blonde not blond) people stop blaming your hair colour it bores me ;]
2006-10-30 18:15:08 · answer #7 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
see that just proves there are intelligent blondes out there
2006-10-31 11:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, u r not cumpletly stupid. i dont get half the dunb blond jokes, and im brunette.
â¥LOTS OF LUV!!!!!â¥
2006-10-30 18:18:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♥GirlyGirl♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can't get them because u r blond.
2006-10-30 20:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by becca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋