a teacher tried to teach her class that humans are the only ones living that stutter. a little girl raises her hand and says "that's not true!! my cat stutters!" the teacher knew how child stories can be amuzing, so she asked the girl to explain. she said, "well, i was out back with my new kitten and the dog next door saw us.... he backed up and came leaping over the fence!" the teacher says, "oh, that must have been scary" the girls say, "oh, it was! all my cat could do was stick up her back and started saying fff... fff.. and before she could say FU** the dog ate her!!"
2006-10-30 10:03:15 · 9 answers · asked by innocentkitty214 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL nice
If I could be a child again knowing what I know now, lol I would F with so many people's minds.
2006-10-30 10:16:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 19:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As someone who has a stammer himself, I found that very amusing
:)
2006-10-30 10:16:00 · answer #3 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ok not that funny
2006-10-30 10:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its allright
2006-10-30 10:06:48 · answer #5 · answered by kate b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice one!!! ;p
2006-10-30 10:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
2006-10-30 17:02:58 · answer #7 · answered by Linda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was okay.
2006-10-30 10:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*L-L-L-L-LOL*
2006-10-30 10:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋