2006-10-30 10:08:51 · 10 answers · asked by waygook 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In this life of mine you have been reported so get off my back or I'll put a foot up ya ar$e
2006-10-30 12:24:07 · update #1
Thundercat's answer is the funniest so far!
2006-10-30 16:40:31 · update #2
this is horrible
Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
He ate a nine year old wiener
2006-10-30 10:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why does Michael Jackson love 26 year olds?
Because there's 20 of them!
2006-10-30 18:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do MJ and Wal-Mart have in common?
They both have boys' pants 1/2 off!
I know more, but I'd probably get reported. Sorry!
2006-10-30 18:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by *SaTaN*KiTtY* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't have a good one to write up here without being reported.
2006-10-30 18:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your nose fall off.you can always get one from a butcher shop!
2006-10-30 18:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by wolfman 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How does MJ pick his nose??
From a catalogue!!! ahaahee..
2006-10-30 18:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The king of pop. The best entertainer of all time.
2006-10-30 18:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by thundercat 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
umm............them ones that fella was putting on here a min ago i cant say them cos thats just copy catting ;p
2006-10-30 18:12:28 · answer #8 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mom.
2006-10-30 18:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by ~Blue Eyes~ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
FUNNY HE'S BLACK.............HA HA H HO HA HOHOHOHOHA
2006-10-30 18:11:55 · answer #10 · answered by ladyindia2005 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋