An Irish,English and Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney
"The view is fantastic the beer excellent and the food, but," said the Scots, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there is a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th for you."
"Well" says the Englishman "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the fisrt 2."
"Ahhhh that's nothing" says the Irishman "Back home in Dublin there is Ryans bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they will buy you a drink, then another, all the the drinks you like. Then when you have had enough drink they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid: all on the house."
They pour scorn on his claims. He swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman "Did this actually happen to you?"Not myself no," says the Irishman," but it did happen to me sister"
2006-10-29
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