An Irish,English and Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney
"The view is fantastic the beer excellent and the food, but," said the Scots, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there is a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th for you."
"Well" says the Englishman "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the fisrt 2."
"Ahhhh that's nothing" says the Irishman "Back home in Dublin there is Ryans bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they will buy you a drink, then another, all the the drinks you like. Then when you have had enough drink they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid: all on the house."
They pour scorn on his claims. He swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman "Did this actually happen to you?"Not myself no," says the Irishman," but it did happen to me sister"
2006-10-29 05:30:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a guy walks pass a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice"13...13...13...13...13" so he looks over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall,he looked through the wall and gets poked in the eye.the moaning voice then groaned" 14...14...14...14..14"
vote as the best answer pls?!
2006-10-29 05:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
Girl walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.
So the barman gives her one!
2006-10-29 05:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks into the bar and asks for dry martini. The german barman gives him 3 martinis. Thinking he should speak german he says "Nien". The german barman gave him 6 more.
2006-10-29 22:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Irish jokes,That one I say I have not heard of,It was bloody funny,post some more.
2006-10-29 12:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE...actuauly thats kinda terribl(y funny :)
2006-10-29 05:35:59 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good,lol
2006-10-31 11:39:32 · answer #6 · answered by Blackduchess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, so when r u gonna Post the punch line?
2006-10-29 05:35:10 · answer #7 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny hee hee lmao
2006-10-29 13:02:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boooooooooo!!!!
Sorry but I didnt find that funny one bit.
2006-10-29 05:57:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-29 20:39:19 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋