A blonde woman went to a doctor's office because she was feeling very sick. The doctor gave her pills to take and said, "Make sure you read the directions and follow them very carefully."
Woman: "Sure!" And she went home.
Two weeks later, she came back, and didn't feel any better.
The doctor, flabbergasted, looked at her and exclaimed, "What? Didn't you read the instructions on the bottle I gave you?!"
Woman: "Sure did. It said, 'Keep this bottle tightly closed.'"
HAHA.
2006-10-29
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