A blonde woman went to a doctor's office because she was feeling very sick. The doctor gave her pills to take and said, "Make sure you read the directions and follow them very carefully."
Woman: "Sure!" And she went home.
Two weeks later, she came back, and didn't feel any better.
The doctor, flabbergasted, looked at her and exclaimed, "What? Didn't you read the instructions on the bottle I gave you?!"
Woman: "Sure did. It said, 'Keep this bottle tightly closed.'"
HAHA.
2006-10-29 21:25:10 · 16 answers · asked by clouds 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haahhaha very very funny. most of the blonde jokes i have heard are of these kind really great enjoyed it.:)
2006-10-29 21:29:06 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be a conversation starter...but blond jokes are usually 'washed out'. They can be either really funny, and for that to be possible, it would need to be a completely original joke which hasn't been heard of before...or....it could be a failure. The joke above is okay, but...
2006-10-30 05:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by maemae 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A good one. The moral of story if you keep things tightly closed, you will not get well soon. Are all women listening.
2006-10-30 06:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by shrimal_sandeep 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2006-10-30 05:32:21 · answer #4 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, i noticed u tells the truth always ;-)
2006-10-30 05:39:21 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny ... hahaha
Thanks for sharing : - )
2006-10-30 05:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-30 10:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe you must be a blonde
2006-10-30 05:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame again. i don't know what's with me. maybe i'm just not in a laughing mood...
2006-10-30 06:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-30 05:51:41 · answer #10 · answered by clairvoyance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋