Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2006

A wife, arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young girl. Just as his wife was about to storm out of the home, her husband stopped her with these words....."Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about"........
.....Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired...
I offered her a life home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the fridge.
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style.
She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wear because the colour didn't suit you.
Her jeans were torn so I gave her a pair of yours that you don' fit into any more.
Then, as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked me, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use any more?..................



................so here we are!"

2006-10-26 09:35:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

which one do you go to first luncheon or prom im not sure help me out.

2006-10-26 09:35:00 · 3 answers · asked by ****brownskincutie**** 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-26 09:34:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we (2 guitarists and a Bassist) are looking for a well-rounded drummer in the Dayton Beach area. We are students at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University looking to play types of music such as pearl jam, audioslave, soundgarden, alice in chains, bush, nirvana, pink floyd..... bassically grunge and 90s/modern alternative rock. we are trying to play gigs at a local bar....

2006-10-26 09:34:22 · 2 answers · asked by ME 2 in Music

Are you in awe of celebrities or do you see them as just ordinary people like you and I? Do you think they are worth all the money, attention and consideration they get?

2006-10-26 09:34:06 · 10 answers · asked by scotslad60 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 09:33:40 · 2 answers · asked by jhip77 1 in Music

he's into 1950's 60's music. any suggestions please?

2006-10-26 09:33:25 · 4 answers · asked by mishnbong 6 in Music

2006-10-26 09:33:11 · 1 answers · asked by bastard_plumber_from_hell 1 in Music

If so what was your favorite one. Let me know (briefly). =) ♥

2006-10-26 09:33:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What movie whould I see with my girlfriend this weekend if she can't see rated r movies and don't wanna see horror movies?

2006-10-26 09:33:00 · 1 answers · asked by Platinum-Qbe 2 in Television

While making love?

I'll do anything for My Lady!

2006-10-26 09:32:44 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Registery office wedding nice tunes to play while coming in and/or at end of ceremony please!

2006-10-26 09:32:32 · 29 answers · asked by vivi-mac 3 in Music

its like resident evil, no one is around but me.

2006-10-26 09:32:31 · 6 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

it goes something like this. and i cant figure out the name or artist.

I SAY DONT YOU KNOW, YOU SAY I DONT KNOW, I SAY... TAKE ME HOME

2006-10-26 09:32:17 · 3 answers · asked by nate 2 in Music

2006-10-26 09:32:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 09:32:00 · 6 answers · asked by katherine l 1 in Magazines

2006-10-26 09:31:09 · 4 answers · asked by roxanne 2 in Music

mine---ridin dirrty by chamillionaire

2006-10-26 09:31:07 · 10 answers · asked by Katie 3 in Music

i have wrote to her record label& told them that i want to be adopted i am 37 years old and tired of working for a living. Can you help me give up work

2006-10-26 09:30:31 · 16 answers · asked by FAB FOX 5 2 in Music

That's all I'm getting.....

2006-10-26 09:30:07 · 6 answers · asked by Death Virus 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 09:29:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-26 09:28:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-26 09:25:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me...I have to say is Journey "Don't Stop Believing" and a close second is Bob Seger "Old time and Rock and Roll."
Yeah, not new songs but love them.

2006-10-26 09:25:28 · 35 answers · asked by Don't dream it's Over 2 in Music

I mean it's pretty freakin' awesome. Or do you guys prefer Wall Street or Trading Places?

2006-10-26 09:25:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

It's based on a true story.

2006-10-26 09:24:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

if you know then how?? pleaaassseee help

2006-10-26 09:24:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

First their last names were "cromwell" and now they have the last name "piper" was this ever explained? and what happened to Marnie Cromwell/Piper's Dad?

2006-10-26 09:24:17 · 4 answers · asked by johnny m 1 in Movies

Were it goes

Dont no much about history dont no much about geography dont no much about the french i took dont no much about that cooking stuff

2006-10-26 09:23:24 · 11 answers · asked by karl_xxx_xxx 1 in Movies

2006-10-26 09:23:23 · 25 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys