A wife, arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young girl. Just as his wife was about to storm out of the home, her husband stopped her with these words....."Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about"........
.....Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired...
I offered her a life home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the fridge.
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style.
She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wear because the colour didn't suit you.
Her jeans were torn so I gave her a pair of yours that you don' fit into any more.
Then, as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked me, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use any more?..................
................so here we are!"
2006-10-26 09:35:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol wives everywhere be warned
2006-10-26 13:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by what? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-26 05:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-27 23:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me smile!
It was funny!
2006-10-26 10:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-26 10:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-10-26 10:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blah
2006-10-26 09:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-26 10:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by Sooner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-26 09:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really good LOL!!!
2006-10-26 10:02:48 · answer #10 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋