Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2006

Why will Micheal Jackson never be #1 in a race?

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Well he always likes to come in alittle behind......

Hey before you groan...

The good news is he's Not Guilty, The bad news is he is going to Disney Land.

Enjoy,

Justin

2006-10-22 08:57:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 08:56:04 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-10-22 08:56:00 · 6 answers · asked by X Anonymous 1 in Comics & Animation

why

2006-10-22 08:55:34 · 11 answers · asked by mayo_girl_2006 2 in Other - Entertainment

help!?????????

2006-10-22 08:55:28 · 3 answers · asked by hate school, love Dog Whisperer! 2 in Other - Entertainment

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it ___________________."

2006-10-22 08:55:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 08:55:10 · 33 answers · asked by Mike A 2 in Other - Entertainment

Can you keep the box and dish?

and which channels can you get on them without the subscription? If any?

2006-10-22 08:55:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

it's called heaven. i know there's one by DJ sammy but i heard another version of the song on the radio. some woman was singing it and it was slower without the techo beats...can anyone give me the name of the singer?

2006-10-22 08:55:05 · 5 answers · asked by black_pixie 2 in Music

2006-10-22 08:54:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-22 08:54:14 · 8 answers · asked by CAROL K 1 in Television

I'm talking of course about a man's beard.

2006-10-22 08:54:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 08:53:42 · 15 answers · asked by Js_5 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think it's an evil holiday and not celebrate it at all, or is it just fun, and it has no spiritual meaning whatsoever to you?

2006-10-22 08:53:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

now cost a quarter???????

mine are a $1.75

2006-10-22 08:53:06 · 37 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 08:52:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Do you know who Ziggy Marley is? If so, do you like him and whats your fav song of his?

2006-10-22 08:52:11 · 11 answers · asked by Kayli (: 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the
house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it,
looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into
her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to
the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut
again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she
came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and
then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is
something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid
computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

2006-10-22 08:51:52 · 20 answers · asked by * Sam * 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Cost twice as much??????

2006-10-22 08:51:19 · 26 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his side profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up
with?

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds"... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does
in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?


"That's easy," the blonde replied.
"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.

2006-10-22 08:50:18 · 15 answers · asked by * Sam * 1 in Jokes & Riddles

OR DO YOU WACK EM WITH A NEWS PAPER

2006-10-22 08:50:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did you hear about the blonde that...

1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

2.Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.

4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

7. When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C"

8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French fries.

9. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.

13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds"

14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

15. What goes vroom-screech-vroom-screech', etc? A blonde at a flashing red
light.

16. Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain and the top is down"

2006-10-22 08:48:14 · 21 answers · asked by * Sam * 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Don't tell me he recorded another CD, I couldn't take it.

2006-10-22 08:46:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

This in not a homework assignment...just a creative venture on a Sunday afternoon.
1. lost in America
2. the in-laws
3 the twilight zone
4. mother
5. my first mister
6. defending your life

2006-10-22 08:46:23 · 1 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

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2006-10-22 08:45:20 · 29 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Jokes & Riddles

1 why dosent any travel channel investagator go to amityville house
2 are there really elavators and stair ways deep under grand central station?
3what whould really happen if the goverment let us communicate with alians
4 can we really make a human to be just like spiderman with our current science

2006-10-22 08:44:53 · 15 answers · asked by ziegler910 2 in Polls & Surveys