Did you hear about the blonde that...
1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
2.Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.
4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
7. When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C"
8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French fries.
9. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds"
14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
15. What goes vroom-screech-vroom-screech', etc? A blonde at a flashing red
light.
16. Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain and the top is down"
2006-10-22 08:48:14 · 21 answers · asked by * Sam * 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 08:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol i actually haven't heard most of those! :-) that's a nice thing! thanx! :-)
13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds"
10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
those r my favorite ;-)
2006-10-22 08:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But did you meet the one with a bruised belly button? Her boyfriend is blonde too.
Keep em coming.
Peace.
2006-10-22 08:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard these a couple years back. It was good to hear 'em again! lol!!!!!
2006-10-22 09:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Joy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a... well, a bunch of good jokes. Where did you get them?
2006-10-22 09:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by sexygamerbeast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walked into a bar.
You think they would have seen it.
2006-10-22 08:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, havent heard some of those in a while
2006-10-22 08:53:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny the best I have ever heard
2006-10-22 08:50:49 · answer #8 · answered by 777iscool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute joke
2006-10-22 08:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by waterlily612786 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looooooooool!! you made me burst laughing in the midnight! I don't know from where you came up with these!!!
2006-10-22 08:50:49 · answer #10 · answered by ¤Forever¤ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋