At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "Wow, that’s hard to believe.”
A guy in the back row says, “No, really we have.” The crowd nods.
"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up."OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three hands stay up, one of which is the guy in the back row. There's a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that's pretty good. OK, have any
of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?" The guy in the back row with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Uh-I'm sorry I thought you said goats."
2006-10-21
13:48:14
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