At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "Wow, that’s hard to believe.”
A guy in the back row says, “No, really we have.” The crowd nods.
"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up."OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three hands stay up, one of which is the guy in the back row. There's a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that's pretty good. OK, have any
of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?" The guy in the back row with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Uh-I'm sorry I thought you said goats."
2006-10-21 13:48:14 · 10 answers · asked by jimppanzee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha. I told this to my dad after I read it and he almost peed his pants. :)
2006-10-21 13:51:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naaaaaaaaa
2006-10-21 20:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit old but still amusing.
2006-10-21 20:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by MUSHMAN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that on the show "Martin"....Tommy said that.
2006-10-21 22:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by KanDiez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-21 20:53:29 · answer #5 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats all right
2006-10-21 23:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was funny.
2006-10-21 20:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kenny Smooth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubbish!
2006-10-21 20:50:11 · answer #8 · answered by Benny B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny!!!!!
2006-10-21 21:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
super good! thanks
2006-10-21 20:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋