A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,
I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a
young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I
yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the **** out of all of
you !"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
2006-10-20
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