A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,
I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a
young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I
yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the **** out of all of
you !"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
2006-10-20 06:23:10 · 11 answers · asked by Eliz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that was good, it sound like this dough...Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.
Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.
Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.
Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"
The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.
I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".
"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?
"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.
2006-10-20 06:28:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Very funny. I love 'Saint Peter' jokes.
2006-10-20 13:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by Ioana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-20 13:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by kna0831 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good one
2006-10-20 13:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this is what i call comedy... BRAVO
2006-10-20 13:25:34 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow that was hillarious!!! gotta luv it
2006-10-20 13:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by Ally A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-20 18:22:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-10-20 15:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by m.p. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. ha,ha
2006-10-20 13:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...i guess he couldnt live up to his threat....no pun intended...
2006-10-20 13:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by Froggie! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋