Entertainment & Music - 19 October 2006

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and the trainee eleves weren't making toys as fast as the regulars, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa out even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found the three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had drunk everything. In frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten it. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa

2006-10-19 06:13:47 · 20 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-19 06:13:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Now vs then. include looks and sound.

2006-10-19 06:13:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-19 06:11:31 · 24 answers · asked by forgottenprincess 3 in Polls & Surveys

10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.

2006-10-19 06:11:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I read an article on www.ultimate-guitar.com that refrenced a lawsuit against Slipknot for something to do with a video and people being mistreated (or something like that).

Anyone know where I can find details?

2006-10-19 06:10:44 · 2 answers · asked by tommyd19842003 1 in Music

2006-10-19 06:10:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Some fаg is copying me, how annoying

2006-10-19 06:10:19 · 27 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 06:09:32 · 5 answers · asked by DOMINICAN_J 1 in Music

me and my mates were discussing kids tv from the 80's and talking about fraggle rock. i reckon there were little people (red, i think) who lived either above or below them, but i'm sure they were called something else, and they were slighly evil (or did i just have too many e numbers as a child??). been bugging me for ages, this. any ideas? put me ot of my misery!! please!

2006-10-19 06:08:32 · 19 answers · asked by heidi n 1 in Television

Where can I get my own cartoon character like Pharrell, I see some people on My Space with them sometimes?

2006-10-19 06:08:24 · 2 answers · asked by real8988 1 in Comics & Animation

I allow my son to play educational and Mario video games. Im just wondering other's opinions on the matter. :)

2006-10-19 06:08:23 · 5 answers · asked by ladyoftherrlake 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 06:08:16 · 26 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't remember the name of it, but It was like a pogo stick and looked like a flying saucer. It was a ball with a place for your feet on either side and jumped up and down. I hated that damn thing...

2006-10-19 06:08:09 · 24 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 06:07:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone noticed this also?

2006-10-19 06:07:38 · 2 answers · asked by Hamish 7 in Television

I would Have to go with Richard Pryor, RIP...

2006-10-19 06:06:37 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If for nothing else, I'd watch Jericho to find out what Hawkins is doing and who he is! When you want to hate him, he redeems himself (like in last night's episode where he helped save Eric's home).

2006-10-19 06:06:30 · 7 answers · asked by crimethinker1984 2 in Television

I can't decide but i'm tired of fries and i'm really hungry right now!

2006-10-19 06:05:56 · 26 answers · asked by Miss Thang 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 06:05:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ur hair ??
(on the brain)

2006-10-19 06:04:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you think about it? I Loved it from start to finish! ROTFLMAO

2006-10-19 06:04:19 · 1 answers · asked by Fantasy Handbook 2 in Movies

2006-10-19 06:04:08 · 17 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 06:03:39 · 9 answers · asked by youngboff 2 in Comics & Animation

It is a female singer and the song is rock/hip hop. It is really funny as you listen to the lyrics because she gets back at her man by selling or giving away his stuff among other things.

2006-10-19 06:03:35 · 5 answers · asked by Paula C 2 in Music

2006-10-19 06:03:16 · 28 answers · asked by Saucy B 6 in Celebrities

ive always been partial to the green ones, i eat them last. i eat the orange ones first those suck

i think ill go down to the office supply room and pick me up a package

2006-10-19 06:03:05 · 6 answers · asked by trolls aint human 1 in Polls & Surveys

i think it would be fun to know everyone's favorite show and why. and also what its about? lots of answers plz!

2006-10-19 06:02:34 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Brown_Eyed_Sweetie♥ 2 in Television

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6066606.stm (some adult content so under 14, please wait until your 14 to read my question)

Who would have thought uh? Do you believe it's propaganda or nature isn't really what we thought it was for all these years, meaning heterosexual?

2006-10-19 06:02:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 06:02:10 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys