2006-10-19 06:04:08 · 17 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Fail a drug test, p*ss off your boss, show up late constantly, take extra long lunch breaks, fall asleep at your desk, stay on the phone making personal phone calls, download porn on a company computer, or say you're taking a restroom beak and not come back....I think any of those would work :-)
2006-10-19 06:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start a fire in your bosses office, it both ends your career, and puts you up for 3 meals and a bed for seven years!
2006-10-19 13:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sleep with your boss.
Followed by a conversation at the water cooler telling your best buddies that it wasn't so hot!
Never Fails!
2006-10-19 13:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a dump on your boss's desk in front of him/her.
2006-10-19 13:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to your bosses office and moon him/her or criticize him/her in front of everyone.
2006-10-19 13:07:08 · answer #5 · answered by Lone Eagle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sexually harass someone, if you can find someone that doesn't want it.
Or verbally abuse your boss, as often, as loud and as soon as possible!
2006-10-19 13:09:15 · answer #6 · answered by Isle Flyer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Treat everyone to a Marijuana laced delicacy.
Don`t tell them either!
2006-10-19 13:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a dump on your bosses desk
2006-10-19 13:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by Unfrozen Caveman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell your boss he is a no-backboned moron and then tell him to go f*c* himself.
2006-10-19 13:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by "Urban" 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steal from your employeer.
2006-10-19 13:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋