10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.
2006-10-19 06:11:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL!! What an idiotic pilot..
2006-10-19 07:28:55 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love number 6
2006-10-19 07:15:55 · answer #2 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cant imagine any rationalization why some human beings ought to snigger at the same time as the aeroplane journey distinct turbulences as like they are using on a roller coster in truth is might want to be a quiet and ardent prayer.
2016-12-05 00:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
Excuse me this is your captain speaking is there a mechanic on the plane we seem to be having engine troubles.
2006-10-19 06:15:29 · answer #4 · answered by misshardhat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one, but you forget, does anyone know where we are going?
He's go a gun in his pocket , oh my bad, he is just happy to be flying.
Yo, Sew roll me up another one and make sure all the doors are close so the smoke won't get out. Cuz we are about to get HIGH!
2006-10-19 06:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey that made my bedtime...thanks, this time the other way around.
Sorry 4 being a tubelight but I don't get 3. Maybe ud explain..
2006-10-19 06:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are good, I like #3 the best.
2006-10-19 06:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by ...mr2fister... 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bomb on an airplane. Remember that scene in "Meet The Parents"?
2006-10-19 06:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by sasweet1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny Shi*!!! How about this one: Flight 069, you are cleared for backing up!
2006-10-19 06:14:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think #2 is my favorite.
2006-10-19 06:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by dyesmail 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋