Entertainment & Music - 18 October 2006

I mean, lots of people here use English as second or even third language. Is the fact that we make grammar mistakes very annoying? They always send me back to school.

2006-10-18 04:24:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"

The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."

The man says, "And the Viagra?"

"Keeps him from falling out of bed."

2006-10-18 04:24:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 04:24:32 · 15 answers · asked by New Foil Hat1134 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 04:24:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If a close friend that you trusted with all your secrets told your business, would ever trust them again? Or would you write them off? How do you trust anyone else after such a betrayal?

2006-10-18 04:23:55 · 19 answers · asked by lovelee1 6 in Polls & Surveys

who is your favorite singer and song

2006-10-18 04:23:45 · 15 answers · asked by allen s 1 in Music

any one know any songs, phrases or famous quotes with the word 'play' in them? what about a certain phrase said by an actor in a famous film and is well remembered?

2006-10-18 04:22:37 · 25 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Other - Entertainment

anyone got any idea how i preform i tripple heart by pass at home, my dads wants the surgery but we cant afford it so thought i'd give it a try myself, cant be to hard. i got a few straws for the bypass and been watchin ER all week, just need a bit of help on how to get started, should be alright from there in.
Also is selotape ok to hold the wound together, reckon if i use loads it sould be ok.
The doctor told him he was stirile a few years back, so i should need to sterilise the knife, right?

2006-10-18 04:22:37 · 9 answers · asked by mboylan86 1 in Other - Entertainment

Do you compose the music around the lyrics or do you write the lyrics to fit the music?

2006-10-18 04:21:36 · 7 answers · asked by trer 3 in Music

As in, the design?

My shared household account is SpongeBob because we both like him, my personal is San Diego Zoo pandas.

If you only use debit cards, you can say what's on your card, too. That's actually plain for me, and of course, I use it way more than my cute checks!

2006-10-18 04:21:23 · 26 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Polls & Surveys

thinking it will come faster be honest

2006-10-18 04:20:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

2006-10-18 04:20:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 04:20:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think a 34C is plenty big enough.

2006-10-18 04:20:32 · 38 answers · asked by Trust Me 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 04:20:05 · 7 answers · asked by gab123 1 in Music

Which comedian would you want to see the most?

2006-10-18 04:19:40 · 26 answers · asked by Z 2 in Celebrities

I am so jealous of those you seen in movies and TV shows. Why doesn't that ever happen to me?

2006-10-18 04:19:33 · 23 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

is it just me, or do you also agree that it was totally uncalled for. There wsa no reason for her to air her dirty laundry and personal things on national TV. I can't believe the show allowed that. She should have handled it behind closed doors instead of using the show to hurt her husband. What do you think?

2006-10-18 04:18:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I guess another way to put this is...

Do you ever shut up? ;P

2006-10-18 04:18:31 · 12 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is the most embarrasing way of death you have ever heard of or just thought about. Whoever gives in the funniest, get the points.

2006-10-18 04:17:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think he is great eye candy for the ladies, but he acts like a *** when it comes to work.

2006-10-18 04:17:23 · 9 answers · asked by babygyrl11 3 in Television

burping helps us to release our bad air inside

2006-10-18 04:17:01 · 16 answers · asked by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-18 04:16:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong and I knew that I could take you on. ..
But there you are, another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a french fry.
I should have known it was so small, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking for me in those jeans.
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?

Chorus:
I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey, hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed
Go on now go, just make a dash,
Last time I saw a d**k that small I was treating diaper rash!
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winkie thing at me.
Go on now go, just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no little worm, I'll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a d**k as small as yours,

Is to stick it with a tooth pick And then call it an hors d'oeuvre!
Chorus:
I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey, hey!

Go on now go, Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance, Cuz I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin' at my door,
You'll be counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!

2006-10-18 04:16:34 · 9 answers · asked by ridingthestorm_out 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I visited my sisters last week and they had the DVD which had subtitles available, so we sat through the whole movie to see what would be written when he shouted out his mother's name. We were so disappointed when we found that they apparently didn't know either because nothing was written. Does it say in the original book and if so, what does it say there? Or is it supposed to remain a mystery?

2006-10-18 04:15:45 · 6 answers · asked by debbie 4 in Movies

2006-10-18 04:15:28 · 14 answers · asked by Monica H 1 in Music

Tribbles on Star Trek were born pregnant and it just seemed like such a good idea. Of coarse the planet would fill up pretty quickly and we'd have to move to Jupiter, but we could get so much more done if the men weren't thinking about sex every 10 secs. right?

2006-10-18 04:15:22 · 13 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 04:14:40 · 2 answers · asked by $C3N3 . FR3$H 5 in Music

Okay I'm sitting here in class and we have to be in this class for like 3 hours because of Psats It's only seniors in our class right now and I'm really bored. Anybody have anything they want to say.... Tell me something interesting to think about!

2006-10-18 04:14:09 · 9 answers · asked by Elisha 1 in Other - Entertainment

She looks like a quiet wise girl , but I heard someday she had been taking drugs during her childhood and she used to go out with gangstas ?

2006-10-18 04:13:43 · 7 answers · asked by HellRaiSer 4 in Music