A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
2006-10-18 04:20:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-18 04:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by rand a 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes into a pet shop and asked the owner for a pet to help him with his nervous condition.
The owner said to the man "well birds are easy to look after and very relaxing".
The man looking for a pet said " O.K. , I will take a purple budgie !".
The owner of the store replied that there wasn't such a thing as a purple Budgie.
The man said, O.K. give me a yellow Budgie and a can of purple spray paint.
The owner madly said to the man, "I will not sell you any bird that you are planning on painting because the paint will kill it!!"
The man replied, "that's fine just sell me the yellow Budgie.
The owner said O.K. but remember that paint will kill the bird" and the man left with his Budgie.
The next day the man returns with his hand out. He shows the pet store owner a dead Budgie with feathers all out of place.
"look at this dead bird" the man shouted !
The pet shop owner replies that "I told you if you paint the bird it would die !"
The man replies "Well you were wrong, it wasn't that paint that killed it, it was when I put it in the vise to sand it down!!
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2006-10-18 11:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Randy S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well...babe I don't know what to say. I guess the only explanation I have is that you and me have the same type of tastes in jokes among other things. This one too I have posted a while back. But it's nice to know we are one!
2006-10-18 11:32:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Home - O -Homo's ...Poor chap... Atleast Vodkas are giving him the some releif, he badly needed.....Old One...but OK!!
2006-10-18 11:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! does that mean that he'll turn out gay too?
2006-10-18 11:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by Cookie Monster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really turned meon ....jpokes it was funny
2006-10-18 11:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by tracey s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's another great one keep them coming!
2006-10-18 13:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haaaa....haaaaa....haaaaa....
This one is LMAO funny!!!
Huggs and Kisses,,,
Lonnie
2006-10-18 11:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by lonnie_m_d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA that's the best one so far today :O)
2006-10-18 12:16:27 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cool, but i've heard it before.
2006-10-19 14:49:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋