At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong and I knew that I could take you on. ..
But there you are, another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a french fry.
I should have known it was so small, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking for me in those jeans.
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
Chorus:
I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey, hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed
Go on now go, just make a dash,
Last time I saw a d**k that small I was treating diaper rash!
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winkie thing at me.
Go on now go, just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no little worm, I'll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a d**k as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick And then call it an hors d'oeuvre!
Chorus:
I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey, hey!
Go on now go, Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance, Cuz I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin' at my door,
You'll be counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!
2006-10-18 04:16:34 · 9 answers · asked by ridingthestorm_out 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Correction>>>>>>>>Survive*****
2006-10-18 04:17:42 · update #1
i ♥ you! I read this and i couldnt even answer the phone, i was laughing so hard! lol=)
2006-10-18 04:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg I could read that to the beat of the song!! Hahaha!
2006-10-18 04:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by Rae 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG that was hysterical
I love it, been there done that, have the tee shirt myself.
2006-10-18 04:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny, you have a great imagination. i am sending this to all my friends. but be assured i will give you all the credit. you will be famous in my circle. thanks for the smile you have provided us.
2006-10-18 04:31:08 · answer #4 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've never heard that, very funny, you made me smile.
2006-10-18 04:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That has to be the FUNNIEST thing Ihave ever heard!!!! HAHAHAHAH
2006-10-18 04:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by singngrl_2001 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is FANTASTIC!
2006-10-18 04:23:48 · answer #7 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I FREAKN LUVED IT!!! I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH TODAY!! THANKS!!
2006-10-18 04:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by JUST_ME 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
l.M.a.O!
2006-10-18 05:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋