anyone got any idea how i preform i tripple heart by pass at home, my dads wants the surgery but we cant afford it so thought i'd give it a try myself, cant be to hard. i got a few straws for the bypass and been watchin ER all week, just need a bit of help on how to get started, should be alright from there in.
Also is selotape ok to hold the wound together, reckon if i use loads it sould be ok.
The doctor told him he was stirile a few years back, so i should need to sterilise the knife, right?
2006-10-18 04:22:37 · 9 answers · asked by mboylan86 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
You will need a hammer too. The heart is protected by the ribs and it is actually behind the breast bone, so you will need to crack the breast bone either by hammer of try one of those neat dremmels. I think you can get one at walmart. I don't think you should use straws, you are suppose to use veins from the leg. So shave your dad's leg, cut him open and cut out some healthy veins then get a needle and fishing line to sew him back up. To hold the breast bone back together after you are done with the surgery, try some epoxy or superglue. If that doesn't work duct tape should do the trick. I would use a staple gun to hold the chest together after you cut him open, that should hold better then the tape. I hope this helps :O)
2006-10-18 04:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask Lisa Simpson. Didn't she tell Dr Nick Riviera how to perform Homer's bypass? She read the book while he did the surgery
2006-10-18 04:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by Foss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ONLY a certified surgeon at a HOSPITAL should be doing your dads tripple bypass surgery you cant do it yourself. See if your insurance company will pay for it or see if you can get on medicaid if you cant afford insurance.
2006-10-18 04:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO PLEASE! You can't do a surgery at home! You goto the doctor, ONLY he should be doing that sensitive heart surgery! You are gonna end up hurting him. There are many companies which offer loans to ppl, for their medication. Go there and ask for the loan...Please, for your dad's sake, DONT do it yourself!
2006-10-18 05:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by linkin_park_rocks_my_socks007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No use a dirty knife honey,and when you get finished killing your daddy,cut off your head with the dirty knife before some one finds out how sick you are lol
2006-10-18 04:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by foolish_pleasure5 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just hope you are kidding. . .Do you have any idea what a by pass is?Surely is nothing you can peform at home,believe me
2006-10-18 04:26:56 · answer #6 · answered by Brenno 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try superglue.
2006-10-18 04:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right, Murder did you say?
2006-10-18 04:24:45 · answer #8 · answered by tracey s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. very funny. or are you actually deranged?
2006-10-18 04:25:32 · answer #9 · answered by Netjunkie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋