This little flea was visiting beach for sun bath where he met his old pal Oscar who looks terrible; wrapped up in a blanket, running nose, red eyes and shattering teeth, so he asked “Hey pal what happened 2 u?”
I got a ride down here in a guy's mustache who was on a motor cycle; I nearly froze my nuts off’ said Oscar
"Let me give you a tip, old pal," said the 1st fly "Go to the stewardess lounge at the airport and you get up on the toilet seat, when a stewardess comes in for a leak, you hop on for a nice warm ride. Got it?". So Oscar went to airport as his pal advised. A week later the 1st fly met his pal Oscar he was- looking more chilled and miserable than before.
Listen said Oscar"I did everything you said. I made it to the stewardess lounge and waited till a really cute one came in, and made a perfect landing and got so warm and cozy that I dozed right off."
"And so?" asked the first flea.
"The next thing I know, I'm on this guy's mustache again'
2006-10-16
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