George W Bush, back when he was a "drinking man", walked into a bar.
He ordered five beers and drank them all down.
He then ordered four beers and proceeded to drink them as well.
With a confused look on his face, he stared down at the empty beer bottles in front of him.
He ordered another three beers and finished them of as before.
Now he looked really confused.
Looking around in bewilderment, he cautiously ordered another two.
The bartender, curious at the young George W's confusion asked him what was the matter, to which George W replied 'I don't know what's going on but, the less beers I drink, the more drunk I get'.
2006-10-16 04:09:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice man, that's the second funniest joke I've heard. Here's the funniest one i\I've heard:
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2006-10-16 04:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats the way of alcohol !! It makes mysteries and many wonders to your Brain !! Well he was not THE George Bush then, He could have felt any thing at that time! Nice and intelligent one!!!
2006-10-16 11:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like something bush would say.that's funny bro!
2006-10-16 12:20:19 · answer #3 · answered by Da..KINGizHeRe!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that was a good one
2006-10-16 11:25:16 · answer #4 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soooooooooooo fuuny
2006-10-16 11:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good job
2006-10-16 11:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe nice one!
2006-10-16 11:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha this really shows who he really is.
2006-10-16 11:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well......good
2006-10-16 11:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋