Gouda, suitcase, transvestite, constipated, glossy, Siamese, hoover.
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2006-10-16 04:07:19 · 6 answers · asked by Samsara 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
once while visiting Rome......my mothers childhood home........i indulged in some Gouda on rye........I'm absolutely famished after i fly.......from my suitcase i heard a rapping.....like maybe someone was tapping......i opened it up and what should i see......a transvestite had come along with me.......he complained of being frustrated....... the tight quarters had left him quite constipated...he went on and on about the trip.....spittle falling onto his glossy lip.....he explained to me he was part Siamese.......it was then that i offered him some of my cheese....."i don't want it" he steamed........he was not hungry it seemed....... he exclaimed "my clothes are so wrinkled"....when he said this his nose sort of crinkled........i gave him the hoover "perhaps this will help"......"yes" he exclaimed in sort of a yelp.....i went back for more cheese.......and then if you please......i noticed the date.......according to the package it was far to late...my stomach hurt my head felt light...... something definitely wasn't right.....when i awoke in the e.rlater that night.....i inquired to know what became of the sprite.....the nurse informed me i was found alone...the Gouda in one hand in the other a phone.......i wondered what became of the constipated fellow........as i set there chewing on my lemon jello....perhaps the Gouda was to blame.....but still i wish i had gotten his name.
2006-10-16 05:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by funkyk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While Harvey, the transvestite was running the Hoover in the front room, his Siamese cat was going nuts jumping around on
the furniture. He finally knocked the suitcase down that was sitting by the door and decided he's had enough and just sat in
the corner watching Harvey. It was difficult for Harvey to do the
vaccuuming, as he was so constipated from eating all that Gouda cheese his Mom brought over when she dropped off the dress he
ask her for, along with the Glossy B& W picture he was sending
to his agent before he hopped on a plane for New York City to be
in the audiance at a David Letterman show where he hoped he
would get to play "Name that Cut of Meat" and meat Paul, too.
2006-10-16 11:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gouda, suitcase, transvestite, constipated, glossy, Siamese, hoover.
these were seven people who thought sitting on train tracks and waiting for a train to come would be fun.
it was all fun and games until a train did come and suitcase moved out of the way and said, "bye Gouda, transvestite, constipated, glossy, Siamese, hoover."
so suitcase took the rest of the day off and went to McDonald's, where he ate too much, got a clogged artery, had a heart attack, and died.
the end.
2006-10-16 11:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
..Well i came home to find my Siamese was a transvestite suitcase in paw.... he was leaving ,his glossy fur on the floor ready to be picked up by the hoover which was already constipated from all the fur he previously ate and the nerve of my cat he was taking my Gouda with him !!! Gouda is my favorite cheese and Mr cat knows it... oh another heart breaking thing to deal with no cat ,no cheese and mice moving in !!
2006-10-16 11:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
EY I DIDNT LIKE HOW YO AZZ ANSWERED MY QUESTION....IF U AINT GOIN 2 ANSWER MY **** RITE DONT ANSWER THEM @ ALL TRIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-16 19:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by detroit_lady313 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do your own d*mn homework. I got my own sh*t to do.
2006-10-16 11:10:02 · answer #6 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋