This little flea was visiting beach for sun bath where he met his old pal Oscar who looks terrible; wrapped up in a blanket, running nose, red eyes and shattering teeth, so he asked “Hey pal what happened 2 u?”
I got a ride down here in a guy's mustache who was on a motor cycle; I nearly froze my nuts off’ said Oscar
"Let me give you a tip, old pal," said the 1st fly "Go to the stewardess lounge at the airport and you get up on the toilet seat, when a stewardess comes in for a leak, you hop on for a nice warm ride. Got it?". So Oscar went to airport as his pal advised. A week later the 1st fly met his pal Oscar he was- looking more chilled and miserable than before.
Listen said Oscar"I did everything you said. I made it to the stewardess lounge and waited till a really cute one came in, and made a perfect landing and got so warm and cozy that I dozed right off."
"And so?" asked the first flea.
"The next thing I know, I'm on this guy's mustache again'
2006-10-16 04:18:37 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SORRY FOR THE SPEL. MISTAKE
2006-10-16 04:24:35 · update #1
LOVE it!!!
2006-10-16 04:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by don 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the two very unique however the 1st one became touching! I propose, see how ought to sperm and eggs bypass to waste? they could have stepped forward into pleasing babies! maximum of people at the instant are not likely to ascertain the international by way of fact existence is in basic terms unfair (the comparable as dying)
2016-10-16 06:21:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny, but were they flies or fleas?
2006-10-16 04:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... a nice little naughty joke :D
2006-10-16 05:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well are really good
2006-10-16 04:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE
2006-10-16 05:14:25 · answer #6 · answered by Da..KINGizHeRe!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SIDE HURTING* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Very funny
2006-10-16 04:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it .
2006-10-16 04:25:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg. GOOD ONE.
2006-10-16 09:31:34 · answer #9 · answered by bonca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great
2006-10-16 05:33:23 · answer #10 · answered by duckie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋