Today is the second aniversary of my dad's death and this was his favourite joke.
A doctor was taking the locum on his rounds.
"This is Mr Jones's house and he has foxed me for ages" he said before they went in. After a while he said to Mr Jones, "I think you should stop smoking" and Mr Jones shamefaced agreed. Outside the doctor explained that when he had bent over he had seen a pile of cigarette ends under the bed. The locum agreed to see to the next on the list.
Miss Smith was an extremely attractive blonde, sat in bed wearing a lace trimmed neglige. After a while the locum fixed her with his steely gaze and said firmly, "Miss Smith, I think you have been overdoing the churchwork!" Miss Smith blushigly agreed.
Outside the old doctor admitted to being perplexed. The locum siad, "When I bent down to tie my shoelace, the vicar was under the bed!"
2006-10-16
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