Today is the second aniversary of my dad's death and this was his favourite joke.
A doctor was taking the locum on his rounds.
"This is Mr Jones's house and he has foxed me for ages" he said before they went in. After a while he said to Mr Jones, "I think you should stop smoking" and Mr Jones shamefaced agreed. Outside the doctor explained that when he had bent over he had seen a pile of cigarette ends under the bed. The locum agreed to see to the next on the list.
Miss Smith was an extremely attractive blonde, sat in bed wearing a lace trimmed neglige. After a while the locum fixed her with his steely gaze and said firmly, "Miss Smith, I think you have been overdoing the churchwork!" Miss Smith blushigly agreed.
Outside the old doctor admitted to being perplexed. The locum siad, "When I bent down to tie my shoelace, the vicar was under the bed!"
2006-10-16 07:30:19 · 8 answers · asked by Amanda K 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good joke - sorry to hear about your dad.
i have a joke that reminds me of my school days:-
Why did tigger put his head down the toilet ????
because he was looking for pooh
2006-10-16 07:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Raine 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Dad has been gone almost 7 months...here is his favorite joke. Sad, but the joke may bring cheer.
**One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him.
Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice. As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!" The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more. Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!"
They guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man sh*ts on you!" **
2006-10-16 07:34:49 · answer #2 · answered by Myra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel your pain. My dads favorite joke is one I told him when I was 7, he was an english professor, and he would tell it on the first day of classes every year.
Q: "Whats the difference between boogers and broccoli?"
A: "Kids won't eat broccoli"
I now think he was just humoring me, but at the time I was elated because he thought my joke was clever.
2006-10-16 08:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by good golly! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the big tomato say to the little tomato when the little one was falling behind
2006-10-16 07:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by f1avor_f1av 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it a joke ?
ok
hahahahaha
lol dont be sad i am kiding with u said a funny joke lol
2006-10-16 07:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, sorry about your dad.
Secondly, great joke!!
2006-10-16 07:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh poor u *cries* *looks at joke* LOL *laughes madly*
2006-10-16 07:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it :3
2006-10-16 07:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Rock Lee ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋