You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a recept the screen says "not worth wasting paper" and ejects your card"
You try to get a balance inquiry , and the screen says "Account not found" and keeps your card
you insert your card to get out some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your card.
You withdraw some moneyto pay some bills, count it, and the screen says "what, you thought the were some extra there? Ha!" and ejects your card clear accross the room
You think you've got $100 in your account and go to take it out $50, and the screen says "not in this lifetime" then laughs as you band on the machine, trying desperately to get back the card the machine has taken
You go to the ATM, and theres a Most Wanted type pic of you with a caption that reads : wanted for trying to get water out of a dry well
2006-10-16
11:12:21
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