You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a recept the screen says "not worth wasting paper" and ejects your card"
You try to get a balance inquiry , and the screen says "Account not found" and keeps your card
you insert your card to get out some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your card.
You withdraw some moneyto pay some bills, count it, and the screen says "what, you thought the were some extra there? Ha!" and ejects your card clear accross the room
You think you've got $100 in your account and go to take it out $50, and the screen says "not in this lifetime" then laughs as you band on the machine, trying desperately to get back the card the machine has taken
You go to the ATM, and theres a Most Wanted type pic of you with a caption that reads : wanted for trying to get water out of a dry well
2006-10-16 11:12:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the point is that ATM's cant talk, it cant do any of these things, the funny thing is what would happen it ATM's could do it. it is funny, just open your mind...
2006-10-16 11:40:42 · update #1
wow, Puppy, there are some dumb people out there and most of them seem to have written you an answer. I thought it was OK, Didn't make me laugh, but did make me smile. Keep trying and forget about the dumb f**k's out there with no sense of humour.
2006-10-16 12:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep trying puppy, sometime in the future you will write a funny one.
2006-10-16 12:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Also, going to the ATM & have it be completely out of $$$!!!!
2006-10-16 11:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by redirishactress 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is there braille on a drive thru ATM?
2006-10-16 11:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is this supposed to be funny?
2006-10-16 11:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Umm... ok, that is not really funny.
2006-10-16 11:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
O.K.
And the point here is....?
2006-10-16 11:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that **** is stupid
2006-10-16 11:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by Brittany 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋