Entertainment & Music - 16 October 2006

A husband and wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the B&Q grill. His wife was bending over, weeding flowers in the flower bed. So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill". She ignores his remark. A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is still bent over, measures her rear end and gasps "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.
Later that night, while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds..."If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

2006-10-16 11:54:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What was it like? was it intersting! Tell me what happend.

2006-10-16 11:54:18 · 3 answers · asked by TicaD 2 in Television

2006-10-16 11:53:45 · 1 answers · asked by hollistervirgo420 1 in Music

2006-10-16 11:53:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I mean seriously who are we to judge, nobody knows really what happen between him and Jen. People get bent and tell me how can I like him still. But whatever...whats your opinion?

2006-10-16 11:53:37 · 19 answers · asked by auntkacki 2 in Celebrities

what are your thoughts on the russian girl group, t.a.t.u.? (NO THEY ARE NOT LESBIANS IT WAS A FAKE THING MADE UP BY THEIR EX-MANAGER, IVAN SHAPOVALOV)

2006-10-16 11:53:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-16 11:51:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Exmple: Rock, R+B, country rtc

I currently dont have a favorite song, but I listen to variety music.....well anything thats not country and that song Your Beautiful by james blunt...*its sooo overused now I dislike it*

2006-10-16 11:51:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 11:50:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I made this for class.....hope you guys like it!! =)

Pieces of My Heart

My heart holds all memories: both good and bad
Some are happy, some are sad
My heart holds all the past
It’s the only thing that lasts
I want to remember all the important things in my life.

My friends and enemies all stay in here
To me they hold something dear
I never thought I would care so much
About what happened back then
I remember everything; to my pen
I’m happy I remember, it’s a big part of my life
All of this is inside here in this part
They are pieces of my heart.

2006-10-16 11:50:26 · 20 answers · asked by DDTHAPPINESS 5 in Polls & Surveys

I've been looking for torrents of this show FOR EVER! I still have had no luck whatsoever. If any of you Torrent freaks out there can give me a hand, I'll reward you... with um a best answer vote :oP

2006-10-16 11:50:25 · 4 answers · asked by batgirlmeg 3 in Television

I posted a harmless question and it was removed, People put up disgusting avatars and they stay. Why is that?

2006-10-16 11:49:59 · 10 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I mean come on, they're OK... To me it's like they're popular because they're popular. People act like they're the greatest thing since sliced bread. I find them very homogenious and bland, lowest common denominator. I think the Rolling Stones are better and they've sucked for like 30 years. Not to mention the fact that Bono is an uglier version of Robin Williams. Those glasses? Boo. Also, what's with "The Edge?" Please. As if he's particularly talented, especially relative to other rock and roll guitarists. I think one of te big reasons that people like them so much is because they give to charity. That's certainly nice of them, but that doesn't make them any good. They have like 3 or 4 really good songs, (One of which was written by John Lennon, so it only half counts.) with that many good songs I put them at the level of say, Supertramp or the Classics IV maybe Joe Cocker, but that's generous. You know who's better then U2? ELO, how do you like that? ELO has 11 solid songs.

2006-10-16 11:49:58 · 7 answers · asked by yhwh69 1 in Music

She is hot! and the voices are bothering me to much.

2006-10-16 11:49:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know that slow paced song with a piano in the background that goes, and we're on fire making our way back....fifteen years i think....please help and ask questions if needed...

2006-10-16 11:49:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who are yall for on the Amazing Race?? I LOVE that show!!! : )

2006-10-16 11:49:07 · 8 answers · asked by ♥xoxo♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 11:48:28 · 2 answers · asked by tjyf j 1 in Music

2006-10-16 11:47:22 · 14 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 11:47:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-16 11:47:05 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He gets around. People see him everywhere it seems. Where have you seen him??

2006-10-16 11:46:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just stay away from others when i am angry but i badly need my dady's hug when i am about to cry !!!

2006-10-16 11:46:12 · 11 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

I really need help on writting a college personal statment, can someone help me. i konw that we are suppose to write about why a certain collge should chose us to attend their school and talk about our special qualities, but i dont even know where to begin as far as a introductory paragrah, i cant enen start on a body paragraph. Can someone help me.

2006-10-16 11:45:50 · 4 answers · asked by ****brownskincutie**** 2 in Other - Entertainment

i drempt that i was running and ended up flying and twice drempt that i was being shot by arrows...ive been dreaming that i could fly since i was lot younger....wat does this mean? thanks:)

2006-10-16 11:45:17 · 6 answers · asked by Where Words Fail, Music Speaks! 4 in Other - Entertainment

Does anyone know why Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese don't work together any more? They were so legendary when they worked together, then they just stopped.

2006-10-16 11:45:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-16 11:41:40 · 3 answers · asked by ladyhawklonewolf 1 in Television

is it just me or do he pay more attention to martial arts and from the upcoming episode other women more than he does his own wife. and whats up with her she looks anorexic do you think she is? do you think their marriage will sour like the other married couples who allow the public to view their lives?

2006-10-16 11:41:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

every breath i take, every move i make, every single day, every time i pray i'll be missin you.

2006-10-16 11:41:08 · 12 answers · asked by Ashley 4 in Music

2006-10-16 11:40:26 · 17 answers · asked by cali green 1 in Celebrities

While he was a bassist preforming w/ Eric Clapton what bass did he use?

2006-10-16 11:40:13 · 3 answers · asked by I Hate Liberals 4 in Music