A husband and wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the B&Q grill. His wife was bending over, weeding flowers in the flower bed. So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill". She ignores his remark. A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is still bent over, measures her rear end and gasps "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.
Later that night, while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds..."If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
2006-10-16 11:54:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
me rears not as big as the grill but i think me mouth might be
2006-10-16 12:24:03 · answer #1 · answered by keny 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a similar handed off to me and of direction because of the fact I hit the vehicle from in the back of it replaced into my fault even thought she stopped in the midst of a eco-friendly mild. a million. it is going to be lots so be arranged. i'm uncertain the quantity because of the fact places are distinctive. and in no way, in no way, in no way pass away your domicile and not applying a duplicate of your automobile insurance or your license in spite of what human beings could say. 2. once you pass to court do no longer attempt to argue the case. you will loose. basically be somewhat humble and handle the choose as "your honor". Admit that it replaced into your fault and ask if there is any direction or something you could take to shrink your value tag factors and doubtless deliver down the insurance fee. additionally in no way enhance the quantity you had to pay related to what you had to repair on your automobile. If I have been you i could sell the 2008 variety or something to get money to purchase a variety that's older. they are frequently lots extra fee-effective insurance smart and pondering your insurance is going to be jacked up extra desirable than $one hundred. have exciting with that. 3. you would be fined, your insurance will pass up and factors will pass on your record. you won't be able to circumvent it. you will basically piss of the choose by using attempting to argue you case an could finally end up making it worse. 4. you will no longer % a lawyer. you have one yet you would be dropping your money. Sorry this handed off to you. i comprehend it sucks yet basically attempt carry in there.
2016-10-19 12:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey hey hey! Made me lol!
It's no longer funny when you can't get on the swings in the park without getting an indent!
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2006-10-16 11:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He got burned by his wife! That is hilarious.
2006-10-16 11:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by Meighan L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not even funny.Thats a waist of points
2006-10-16 12:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it, I just love your jokes keep them coming.
2006-10-17 03:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh lol i like that 1 lol
2006-10-16 13:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i am 125 not big all
2006-10-16 11:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should have said, "Sod it then, I'm off out to see if anyone can marinade my weiner for me. Laters lardarse!"
2006-10-16 11:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by Chris O 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
very good! your improving with age!! lol xx
2006-10-17 04:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋