Dr. Zeus:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes!
The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed,
I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain
Martain Luther King Jr.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without their motives called into question
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chiken crossed, and that was good enough for us.
Jerry Falwell:
Because the chicken was gay!isn't it obvious? cant you peoplesee the plain truth in front of your face? the chicken was going to the other side. thats why they call it the other side. yes my friends that chicken is gay, And, if you all eat chicken you will become gay too. I say boycott all chickens until we sought out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side". that chicken should be free to cross the road. its as simple as that.
2006-10-16 10:41:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because i was running after it nude with a knife & folk in my hands & an umbrella stickin outta my a$$
2006-10-16 10:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by BP 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought the chicken crossed the road because she saw the rooster on the other side. She wanted some hanky panky!!!
2006-10-16 18:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The chicken cross the road to ask her chickenfriend where she can put her eggs from him far from her husband.
2006-10-16 18:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by abotraka777 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would like to take the opportunity to quote Buddha:
"If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature"
2006-10-16 18:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by Samsara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he wanted to see his life go by.
2006-10-16 19:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by B J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To see the man lay bricks.
2006-10-16 17:46:13 · answer #6 · answered by Draco Moonbeam 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so why did the damn chicken cross the damn road?
2006-10-16 17:43:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Meow♥ 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i think u have too much time on your hands,get a hobby.
2006-10-16 18:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by annie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Colonel Sanders (KFC)
"What? I missed one?"
2006-10-16 17:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
to prove to a possum it can be done..!!!
2006-10-16 18:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by SmoothCharacter 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋