Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2006

AN OLD LADY WENT TO THE DOCTORS COMPLAINING OF CONSTIPATION. SHE SAID "I SIT THERE FOR HOURS" THE DOCTOR SAYS." DO YOU TAKE ANYTHING?"."YES, I TAKE MY KNITTING!
young Scottish lad and a young Scottish lass are holding hands and gazing out over a beautiful Loch. After a few minutes, the girl says to the boy, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's time we had a wee cuddle."

Blushing, the girl leans over and cuddles him.

After a while, the girl says, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's about time for a wee kiss."

She leans over and pecks him lightly on the cheek.

There's another silence before the girl speaks, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's about time I put ma hand on your leg."

Shyly, she puts his hand on her knee.

At this point, she notices him very deep in thought and says, "Angus, another penny for you thoughts."

"Well now," he frowns, "Ma thoughts are much more serious this time."

"Really?" whispers the girl, biting her lip in anticipation.

"Aye," he says, "Isn't it about time you paid me the first three pennies?"

2006-10-15 06:06:37 · 25 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Jokes & Riddles

blood boil?

2006-10-15 06:06:33 · 16 answers · asked by Sybil 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 06:05:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I say BOYCOTT JANE FONDA after her treasonous ways during the VIETNAM ERA. ANYONE WHO GOES TO THE ENEMY AND APPLAUDS THEM FOR KILLING YOUNG US BOYS OVERSEAS SHOULD HAVE BEEN BOOTED OUT OF THIS COUNTRY

2006-10-15 06:05:35 · 10 answers · asked by GrimmyBear 4 in Celebrities

Being the biggest procrastinator ever
i am going to change that next year into the total opposite (hopefully)

2006-10-15 06:05:15 · 15 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

watched and really enjoyed?

2006-10-15 06:04:23 · 37 answers · asked by Sybil 2 in Polls & Surveys

...could be a relative, celebrity, co-worker, etc....and WHY??

2006-10-15 06:03:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like she has 8 and you never see them with her at the VMA's or stuff like that I wonder why? Please live opinions? And does anyone know where to find pictures of them? Please leave me a link. thanxxx

2006-10-15 06:02:26 · 14 answers · asked by Louie R 2 in Celebrities

...is still heard today as the fight song for what university?

2006-10-15 06:01:28 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-15 05:59:45 · 5 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am doing a research paper on the death of Marilyn Monroe and I am just curious about what other people think. So how do you think Marilyn Monroe died ... was it murder or suicide?

2006-10-15 05:59:16 · 22 answers · asked by * Jess * Jess * 2 in Movies

if so,tell me a joke because i love laughing!

2006-10-15 05:58:44 · 8 answers · asked by . 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Are you like Charlie Brown, or Pepperment Patty, ect.

2006-10-15 05:58:29 · 10 answers · asked by mth16us 4 in Television

2006-10-15 05:58:18 · 27 answers · asked by muskaan 1 in Movies

Guys other than playboy and other "girlie" types what are your favorite magazines.

I like men's health but I also like hunting and outdoors magazines

2006-10-15 05:58:05 · 21 answers · asked by barrettins 3 in Magazines

He always seems really down and I'm sure he could use some help. Do you think medication would do the job?

2006-10-15 05:57:47 · 12 answers · asked by SR13 6 in Comics & Animation

I am having trouble with my I-POD. I plug it into the computer to charge it and nothing happens. It was working fine yesterday and now nothing will come on the screen and the computer doesn't reconize it when I plug it in. Any suggestions?
Thanks!

2006-10-15 05:57:40 · 4 answers · asked by Sam468 2 in Music

THIS IS A VERY TRUE STORY THT HAPPENED LAST YEAR IN MY SCHOOL...

last year there was a kid in electronics class standing by a transformer with wire cutters in his hand. the kid being the idiot that he is thought the wire cutters coul not cut through wiresand tried to cut the wire of the transformer. when he did he electrocuted himself and got himself suspended. he is still alive and stil acts like an idiot

AGAIN THIS A VERY TRUE STORY

2006-10-15 05:57:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He's a better country singer but I like his metal stuff too.

2006-10-15 05:57:31 · 3 answers · asked by Devil 2 in Movies

2006-10-15 05:57:07 · 34 answers · asked by Nice Guy 1 in Polls & Surveys

Think about that before the elections. :)

2006-10-15 05:56:56 · 3 answers · asked by stephen p 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what was the 80's horror flick about a group of boys who found a book and opened a portal to Hell in the backyard?

2006-10-15 05:56:49 · 6 answers · asked by Paul C 1 in Movies

dont remembe the movie title saw decades ago b/w killer ants coming in devouring everything in way. gregory peck bravely puts on long boots and stop them. Finally he is able to stop them when it rains or something,lava flows or something a story of human courage

2006-10-15 05:56:29 · 4 answers · asked by nazeerhal15 1 in Movies

I would say Among the Living for the old lineup and We've Come For You All from the John Bush lineup.

2006-10-15 05:56:14 · 2 answers · asked by Devil 2 in Music

I am sooooo bored! Fancy chilling out in front of the telly, I don't often watch it, so have no idea whats good and whats worth advoiding! Thanks!

2006-10-15 05:55:57 · 23 answers · asked by Emma 4 in Television

2006-10-15 05:55:55 · 14 answers · asked by Robert K 1 in Music

2006-10-15 05:55:37 · 2 answers · asked by desiregirl458@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music

2006-10-15 05:54:58 · 6 answers · asked by DoodleBob 3 in Television

Damn Yankees?
Asia?
Audioslave?
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young?
The Highwaymen?
or?

2006-10-15 05:54:43 · 6 answers · asked by Devil 2 in Music

woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain?"

2006-10-15 05:54:37 · 14 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Jokes & Riddles