AN OLD LADY WENT TO THE DOCTORS COMPLAINING OF CONSTIPATION. SHE SAID "I SIT THERE FOR HOURS" THE DOCTOR SAYS." DO YOU TAKE ANYTHING?"."YES, I TAKE MY KNITTING!
young Scottish lad and a young Scottish lass are holding hands and gazing out over a beautiful Loch. After a few minutes, the girl says to the boy, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's time we had a wee cuddle."
Blushing, the girl leans over and cuddles him.
After a while, the girl says, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's about time for a wee kiss."
She leans over and pecks him lightly on the cheek.
There's another silence before the girl speaks, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's about time I put ma hand on your leg."
Shyly, she puts his hand on her knee.
At this point, she notices him very deep in thought and says, "Angus, another penny for you thoughts."
"Well now," he frowns, "Ma thoughts are much more serious this time."
"Really?" whispers the girl, biting her lip in anticipation.
"Aye," he says, "Isn't it about time you paid me the first three pennies?"
2006-10-15 06:06:37 · 25 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like a scotsman. he he. Thumbs up for you.
2006-10-15 06:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The one about the old lady is really funny but the other one is just okay
2006-10-15 06:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by evillynn8098 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If one was a scottish doctor, then maybe, but otherwise...no.
2006-10-15 07:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by Saltwater Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry for being Negative ....but they ere FUN - NEY !! instead of Funny!!
2006-10-15 06:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They dont bring me to tears with laughter, but they are alright.
2006-10-15 07:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-15 06:09:41 · answer #6 · answered by jelly-bean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Very old,but not funny
2006-10-15 06:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old lady ones phunny and the other one is so-so
2006-10-15 06:09:09 · answer #8 · answered by haloween_on_xmas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one is funny but the first one is BLEH!!!!!!!
2006-10-15 06:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the first one is stupid.
the second one is kinda funny. =]
2006-10-15 06:09:25 · answer #10 · answered by girl. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋