Nicki accompanied her husband to the doctors office. after the check up the doctor took Nicki aside and said, 'you husband is suffering from severe long term stress and its affecting his health. if you don’t do the following four things, your husband will surely die. first, each morning, fix him a tasty breakfast and send him off to work happy. second, at lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and give him a whole lot of kisses before he goes back to work. third, after dimmer, give him a massage and make sure you don’t nag him about anything. fourth, and most important for relieving tress, have sex with him every day in whatever position he fancies.' on the way home in the car, 'so , I saw the doctor talking to you and he sure seemed serious. what did he tell you?'
'you’re going to die,' she replied
2006-10-15
15:08:36
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