Nicki accompanied her husband to the doctors office. after the check up the doctor took Nicki aside and said, 'you husband is suffering from severe long term stress and its affecting his health. if you don’t do the following four things, your husband will surely die. first, each morning, fix him a tasty breakfast and send him off to work happy. second, at lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and give him a whole lot of kisses before he goes back to work. third, after dimmer, give him a massage and make sure you don’t nag him about anything. fourth, and most important for relieving tress, have sex with him every day in whatever position he fancies.' on the way home in the car, 'so , I saw the doctor talking to you and he sure seemed serious. what did he tell you?'
'you’re going to die,' she replied
2006-10-15 15:08:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nah, he probably paid the doctor to say that
2006-10-15 15:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by arl21amber 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
truly, i think of your husband is fortunate that he has a activity to circulate to and get out of the abode for a whilst -- i'm particular issues are not undemanding for him what with a extensive family individuals to assist, yet a minimum of he gets to take a destroy and locate some verbal substitute with different adults. whether i think of it is very candy and admirable which you're so in touch approximately him, it seems such as you have sufficient on your plate devoid of that extra complication. basically permit him comprehend which you like and delight in him and are in touch for his wellness...i'm particular which will advise greater to him than something. according to probability you may even write him a letter or a poem telling him the way you sense.
2016-12-26 20:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very good. A variable I heard was an old couple talking; the wife said to the husband; when ONE OF US DIES,
I am moving to Florida!
2006-10-15 15:12:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Er shouldnt she be like..breaking up with him or something?! *Gasp*...I dont feel sorry for him no....I agree with the person that said the guy paid the doctor to say that LOL....
2006-10-15 15:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by Ashlee K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-10-15 15:13:26 · answer #5 · answered by soccer mom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the first answerer!!!
2006-10-15 15:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well yeah, he's gonna die! ha but it's funny.
plus his wife isn't exactly incredibly devoted either...
2006-10-15 15:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-15 15:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by busman_octa 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good for her.
2006-10-15 16:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yup!
2006-10-15 15:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋