2006-10-15 15:01:45 · 11 answers · asked by Rebel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What does a mother name a deformed Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
(not trying to be racist or anything)
2006-10-15 15:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by LaCosaMasBella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in case you an Indian,you ought to appreciate interpreting this... Indian Algebra a million.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT . 2.) a concept + An fool = A Dot com. 3.) Sushmita Sen - a million.2 ft = Salman Khan. 4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute music in Hindi action picture. 5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's common serials. 6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -expertise. 7.) Any actor + Any actress + many video clips = David Dhawan 8.) a million smile + 32 teeth = Govinda 9.) a million man or woman - blouse = Salman Khan 10.) a million man or woman + instantly hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt 11.) a million hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol 12.) One engagement + 2 weddings + 3 wedding ceremony songs + 4 hundred kinfolk + a house more advantageous than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's movie. 13.) One guy + one woman = Isha Deol 14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 15.) uninteresting songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas 16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop action picture 17.) old heroes + new heroins = a blunder 18.) old heroes + old heroins = timepass 19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - tale - clothing = Indian great hit action picture 20.) Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra 21) a million woman - a million mind = Aishwarya Rai a million woman - a million/2 clothing = Mallika Sherawat a million woman + a million Buffalo = Yana Gupta
2016-12-04 21:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by walko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is dirty but I lmao when my mom told me!
this old man and woman were on a cruise together, and one night the old lady leaned over the deck and her hearing aid fell out, unknown to her husband. that night they went back to their room were there were bunk beds. the husband asked the wife "up or down", and she proceeded to take off all her clothes and they made wild passionate love. this continued over a course of 2 weeks. every night he would ask "up or down" and every night his wife would undress and they would make love! when they returned home the wife went to the doctor and got her hearing aid replaced. that night when they went to bed the husband asked her "up or down" and she looked at him very confused! he said" what is wrong, I've asked you that every night for the past 2 weeks and we screwed our brains out!" she replied " oh is that what you were saying? I thought you were saying f*ck or drown!"
2006-10-15 15:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by *~BETHY~* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its dirty
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.
2006-10-15 15:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by Chuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A co worker told us this one.
He came in one day and announced, to the shock of all of us;
Hey, I figured out how to make my dick 6 inches long!
I FOLDED IT IN HALF!!
We are still laughing.
2006-10-15 15:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was asked with this question:
What's the difference between an eggplant and a p*n*s?
Blonde: Yucks!!! I don't eat eggplant...
2006-10-15 15:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by Dennis T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so ugly you had to go trick or treating on the telephone...
Your so fat if you jumped on a rainbow..it would rain skittles..
Your so skinny you hulla hoop with a cheriooo..
corny but o0o so funny
2006-10-15 15:07:27 · answer #7 · answered by Ms.Q's 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a nurse goes to write a check and pulls out an anal thermometer, looks at it and says "damm! some @sshole has my pen!
2006-10-15 16:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by darkainjul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is long and green and smells like pork?
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
2006-10-15 15:06:59 · answer #9 · answered by willie s 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a chinese gay guy?
Answer: Chow Hung Low.
2006-10-15 15:51:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋