Man walking along California beach deep in prayer.All of a sudden he said out loud "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded over&in a booming voice the Lord said,"Because you have tried to be faithfull to me in all ways,I will grant you a wish."The man said"Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want. Lord said "your request is materialistic.Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking.Supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!The concrete&steel it would take! I can do it but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take more time&think of another wish,a wish you think would honour&glorify me.The man thought for a long time;finally he said "Lord,I wish that I could understand women.I want to know how they feel inside,what they are thinking when I get the silent treatment,why they cry,what they mean when they say'nothing';how I can make a women truly happy." The Lord replied,"Do you want lights on that bridge?"
2006-10-12
09:04:34
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