As he's hanging there on the cross, the local women are below crying for him.
Jesus lifts his head and sees Judas at the back of the crowd,with his dying breath, Jesus calls Judas up to him.
Judas comes forward and says "i'm sorry my lord i betrayed you" Jesus answers "i forgive you"
"Now Judas take the nails out of my feet"
"I can't master i betrayed you" replies Judas
"I'll forgive you, now take the nails from my feet"
So Judas does as Jesus says and pulls the nails out
"Is there anything else my lord" Judas asks
Jesus says "one more thing Judas, take a step back and bow your head and say a final prayer for me"
Judas does this, and as he lowers his head Jesus swings his legs back and kicks Judas in the face
Judas says "why did you do that?"
Jesus answers "Because you're a grassing basta*d"
2006-10-12 09:10:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you're bound to get slated .but i've save it .made me laugh cheers for that
2006-10-12 09:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
I'm sorry it just wasn't that funny to me, it wasn't the religious part either i just didn't think it was funny............. thanks for the 2 Pt's though
2006-10-12 09:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by Charisma 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
not funny
2006-10-12 16:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by video gamer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This isn't a question you retarded bastard. and it's not even a funny joke.
Pathetic.
2006-10-12 09:13:50 · answer #4 · answered by letem haveit 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
yeah!
2006-10-12 23:30:24 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha!!!! good one!!! lol!
2006-10-13 08:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ...... Neat One !! Thanks!
2006-10-12 09:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋