A man worked all his life&saved all his money&was a real miser.Just before he died,he said to his wife"When I die,I want you to put my money in the casket with me-I want to take it to the afterlife with me"& so he got his wife to promise with all her heart that when he died she would put all his money in the casket with him.Well he died.He was stretched out in the casket;his wife was sitting there in black&her friend was next to her.When they finished the ceremony&just before they closed the casket the wife said"Wait a minute and placed the money in the casket!" Her friend said"Girl I know you weren't fool enough to put all the money in there with him."The loyal wife said"listen I am a Christian,I can't go back on my word,I promised him I was going to put that money in with him."You mean to tell me you put ALL that money in the casket with him?"her friend said ."I sure did said the wife."I got it all together,put it into my account&wrote him a cheque.If he can cash it he can spend it"
2006-10-12
09:36:13
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