was watching star wars and wondered what would have happened if when Ben Kenobi asked Luke to come with him, Luke had said "F*** it" and spent his life getting plastered every night in the Mos Eisley Cantina.
Everyone, use your imaginations and tell me your ideas on this. Nothing too wacky or stupid.
2006-10-12 09:30:50 · 19 answers · asked by Knight-wing 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
He probably would have got really in debt with Jabba with his bar tab and gambling( if he'd only learnt a bit of the force he would've cleaned up on the pod racing-predict the future the force can).He would've gone to Dune Sea Finance who would have tried to consolidate all his republic credit loans into one big sod off Empire based loan, but the payments would be too high. He then would have to been Jabba's bi*ch( Luke in a bikini-eeurgh!)to pay it off. Ow............
2006-10-12 09:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by crivvens.t21@btinternet.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats obvious, everyone knows that there was another (Leia), She would have learned to be a jedi instead, Obi-wan would still be alive, because of having to rescue her first, Leia would not have run off half way through training either, becoming even more powerful than Luke would have been and trouncing both Darth Vader and the Emporer.
2006-10-13 06:41:17 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Han Solo would still have made it off the Death Star with R2-D2 because, as Leia points out, "They let us go." However, without Luke in an X-Wing, the space station would have destroyed the hidden rebel base, with Leia on it (remember, she stayed on the surface during the attack). Darth Vader and the Emporer would have won.
2006-10-12 16:50:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My brother - in - law works with a plasterer called Luke Skywalker. So its pretty damn obvious that LS did actually bottle out of Star Wars. Well what do you expect, acting with an overgrown Teddy Bear & some bird with Danish Pastries stapled to the side of her head!
The Death star is actually an allegory pertaining to Londons Congestion Charge & Ken Livingstone ambition to run the country as his own personal fiefdom, complete with 1 legged, gay, musli knitters.
2006-10-12 16:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by Pretorian 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The real question is, how uncomfortable would it have been if luke and leia had been a bit more, you know, amorous, and then they found out they were brother and sister eeeeeeewwwwwww.
Redneck Star Wars!
2006-10-13 11:37:15 · answer #5 · answered by Steve A 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would have been an 18!
2006-10-12 16:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by scoob 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a tough one.
My guess is that the films wouldn't have been as entertaining, and Star Wars wouldn't have been such a big hit.
2006-10-12 16:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The burden to save the galaxy would have been on Princess Leia.
2006-10-12 16:39:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If he would have said no then Leia would have answered her calling as another Jedi. Luke did state that Leia is stronger.
2006-10-12 16:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by pallas_atalanta 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He would have to go to a penitentary for 10 days before they let him out.
2006-10-12 18:57:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋